Faden

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two people who used to be hot together until they forgot about each other. then they randomly bumped into each other like it was fate.
They saw each other at the mall and started making out in the middle of the grocery store.
They texted for a week and then blocked each other again.
They got married just to get out of the awkwardness.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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a big-nosed bird that’s dumb as a brick. it squawks and struts like it’s the king of the forest, but no bird wants to be near it because it smells like a sewer and lives off poop.
The Faden stood on a log and pooped on the whole flock.
It chased a chicken just to see if it was a bird.
It cried when it realized it had no friends.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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the boss of the Federal Bureau of Control. she’s not funny anymore, she’s got bad hair, and she’s kind of a mess, but she’s got that tough attitude that makes you want to punch her.
She yelled at a cop for eating a donut in the office.
She showed up in a sweatshirt and took down three criminals.
She cried in front of the whole agency and then cursed everyone.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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the cutest guy ever, and every girl wants to be with him. he’s sweet, and he’s got the best vibes.
He brought cookies to the office and everyone fell in love with him.
He helped an old lady carry her groceries and she kissed him.
He texted me and said, 'Hey, just wanted to say hi.' I screamed.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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