faded friday
When your girlfriend acts like you’re invisible on Friday. She avoids you like you have the plague and dumps you with the worst breakup line ever: ‘We can still be friends.’
Text: ‘You didn’t even talk to me. I’m ending this. We can still be friends.’
DM: ‘You’re a ghost. I’m done. We can still be friends.’
Tweet: ‘She dodged me all day. Then said ‘We can still be friends’ like it’s a trophy.’