faded friday

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A stupid high school tradition where kids drink cheap alcohol out of water bottles in first period, then act like they’re dying for the rest of the day. They scream ‘Is it Friday for you?’ so loud they wake up the principal.
DM: ‘I chugged vodka at 8 AM. I feel like I was hit by a truck.’
Text: ‘I’m fading so bad I can’t see straight. Is it Friday for you?’
Tweet: ‘First period chug = faded all day. My teacher thinks I’m possessed.’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A Friday where your girlfriend treats you like you’re a piece of trash she found on the sidewalk. She leaves you at the end of the day and says ‘We can still be friends’ like it’s some kind of miracle.
Text: ‘You ignored me all day. I’m done. We can still be friends.’
DM: ‘You were a 10. Now you’re a 2. We can still be friends.’
Tweet: ‘My ex just said ‘We can still be friends’ like it’s a compliment.’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When your girlfriend acts like you’re invisible on Friday. She avoids you like you have the plague and dumps you with the worst breakup line ever: ‘We can still be friends.’
Text: ‘You didn’t even talk to me. I’m ending this. We can still be friends.’
DM: ‘You’re a ghost. I’m done. We can still be friends.’
Tweet: ‘She dodged me all day. Then said ‘We can still be friends’ like it’s a trophy.’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A day when furdas gather in fume rooms to smoke marry jane like it’s a sacred ritual. They don’t care if they’re going to explode from all the smoke.
Text: ‘I’m in the fume room smoking marry jane. I might die.’
DM: ‘Furdas unite! We smoke marry jane until we’re dead.’
Tweet: ‘Faded Friday = furdas + marry jane + no life.’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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