faded balls
When you or your barber decides to give your balls a fresh look and you’re either proud or in pain
I went to the barber and said, 'Make my balls look fresh.' He said, 'You’re gonna regret this.'
My barber did such a good fade I felt like a king. Then I realized my balls were on fire.
I did my own fade and it looked like a war zone. My balls are now famous.