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So wasted you can’t tell your balls from your elbows

I drank 12 beers and now my balls are faded. I can’t even walk straight.

My cousin tried to dance and ended up face-first in the toilet. Faded balls, baby.

I ate 10 tacos and drank a whole pitcher of lemonade. Now I’m faded and I don’t know where I am.

When your homie gives you a fade so hard it feels like your balls are getting a slap from the devil

My homie gave me a fade so fast I thought my balls were going to pop off.

He said, 'I’m giving you the freshest fade of your life,' and I said, 'I think you broke my balls.'

I walked in, he saw my balls, and he said, 'You need a fade. Now.'

When you or your barber decides to give your balls a fresh look and you’re either proud or in pain

I went to the barber and said, 'Make my balls look fresh.' He said, 'You’re gonna regret this.'

My barber did such a good fade I felt like a king. Then I realized my balls were on fire.

I did my own fade and it looked like a war zone. My balls are now famous.