faddiction - That person who knows every Family Guy line and uses them li

That person who knows every Family Guy line and uses them like they’re a weapon in a war.

'I told my teacher, ‘I’m not lazy, I’m in a state of relaxation.’' ‘That’s not a real quote.’ ‘Yes it is. I watched the show.’'’

'I said ‘I’m not crazy, I’m just not normal.’ just to make my friend laugh.'

'I told my mom ‘I’m not dead, I’m just not alive.’ and then I fell asleep.'