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When you can’t stand being left out of any new trend, even if it’s nonsense and smells like old pizza.

'I had to try that avocado toast thing, even though I didn’t know what avocado was.'

'I joined a TikTok dance challenge and now I can’t stop dancing in my mom’s kitchen.'

'I bought a fidget spinner just because it was cool, even though I didn’t know what it did.'

A person who chases every new thing like it’s going out of style and they’re the last one left.

'I had to get a pet hedgehog just because my friend said it was the next big thing.'

'I tried every new pizza topping in the city because I didn’t want to miss out.'

'I wore a hat with a chicken on it just because it was ‘fashionable.’'

That person who can’t stop staring at their phone like it’s the last piece of cake in the world.

'I checked my Facebook during lunch, during math class, and even during my nap.'

'I logged on just to see if my ex liked my new post.'

'I had to check my Facebook when I was in the bathroom, and I didn’t even need to go.'

A person who lives and dies by their Facebook, checking it more than they check their mom.

'I checked my Facebook 20 times in one hour, and I still didn’t get any likes.'

'I checked my Facebook right before my mom called me, and I didn’t answer.'

'I checked my Facebook when I was supposed to be doing my homework.'

The person who makes up dumb sayings and thinks they’re the next big thing, even though no one gets it.

'I came up with the phrase ‘muffin top of doom’ and now I use it every time I eat a muffin.'

'I said ‘buttery brilliance’ just because I thought it sounded cool.'

'I made up a whole new way to say ‘I don’t know’ and now I use it everywhere.'

That person who knows every Family Guy line and uses them like they’re a weapon in a war.

'I told my teacher, ‘I’m not lazy, I’m in a state of relaxation.’' ‘That’s not a real quote.’ ‘Yes it is. I watched the show.’'’

'I said ‘I’m not crazy, I’m just not normal.’ just to make my friend laugh.'

'I told my mom ‘I’m not dead, I’m just not alive.’ and then I fell asleep.'

That person who can’t stop telling random facts, even when no one asked for it.

'I told my friend that the average human has 206 bones, and now they think I’m a walking encyclopedia.'

'I told my mom that the moon is made of cheese, and she didn’t believe me.'

'I told my teacher that a cow has four stomachs, and now I have to sit next to the class clown.'