fadbook
The thing you use when you're too old for TikTok but too young for LinkedIn.
My dad posted a video of his dog on Fadbook and my mom commented 'That dog is famous.'
I tried to post a meme on Fadbook and it said 'Error: You're too cool for this.'
My cousin started a group called 'People Who Still Use Fadbook' and it has 4 people.
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