Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Facebook's sad cousin who no one visits anymore.

My grandma still uses Facebook but I don't know why.

My ex posted a photo of my ex on Fadbook and I died.

I tried to post on Fadbook and it said 'Error 404: No one cares.'

2

The thing people use when they're too old for Instagram but still too cool for TikTok.

My dad posted a video of his dog doing nothing on Fadbook and it got 3 likes.

My mom asked me to comment on her Fadbook post and I said 'I’m not commenting on your life.'

My uncle started a group called 'People Who Still Use Fadbook' and it has 7 people.

3

Facebook's version of a ghost haunting your feed.

I saw my old crush on Fadbook and it felt like a ghost from my past.

My teacher posted a reminder about homework on Fadbook and I almost cried.

My cat followed me on Fadbook and now it's my best friend.

4

The last place people go when they're too lazy to delete their accounts.

I still have my 2012 profile on Fadbook and it's still my 2012 self.

My brother hasn't updated his Fadbook since 2015 and it's still just pictures of his dog.

I tried to delete my Fadbook and it asked me if I was sure, so I said no.

5

Facebook's version of a sad, lonely, middle-aged person.

My aunt posted 10 photos of her cat on Fadbook and I cried.

My uncle started a group called 'People Who Still Care About Fadbook' and it has 2 people.

My mom asked me to like her Fadbook post and I said 'I'm not liking your life.'

6

The thing you use when you're too old for TikTok but too young for LinkedIn.

My dad posted a video of his dog on Fadbook and my mom commented 'That dog is famous.'

I tried to post a meme on Fadbook and it said 'Error: You're too cool for this.'

My cousin started a group called 'People Who Still Use Fadbook' and it has 4 people.