Fad Fibs
A fad is a thing that everyone suddenly loves but no one understands. Fibs are lies that people tell to sound cool. Fad Fibs are when everyone lies about the same dumb thing and it becomes a trend.
'I’ve been running marathons.', said by a guy who walks to the store.
'I’ve been smoking since I was 10.', said by a guy who just started smoking last week.
'I’ve been in the military.', said by a guy who got kicked out of gym class.