Fad Fibs

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A fad is something stupid that everyone suddenly loves. Fibs are little lies that don't really matter. Fad Fibs are when everyone lies about something stupid and it goes viral.
'I lost 10 pounds eating cereal for dinner every night.', said by a guy who eats cereal for breakfast and lunch too.
'I'm a fitness guru.', said by a guy who can't do 10 push-ups.
'I’ve been meditating for years.', said by a guy who forgot what meditation was.
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A fad is something everyone chases for no good reason. Fibs are made-up stories that are barely worth telling. Fad Fibs are when everyone tells the same made-up stories and no one cares.
'I’m a billionaire.', said by a guy who still uses the school lunch program.
'I’ve been to Paris.', said by a guy who’s only been to the mall.
'I’m a genius.', said by a guy who can’t solve the easiest math problem.
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A fad is a trend that everyone follows like it's the last day of school. Fibs are lies that no one checks. Fad Fibs are when everyone lies about the same dumb trend and nobody questions it.
'I’m a professional gamer.', said by a guy who can’t beat his mom at Tetris.
'I’ve been eating healthy for a year.', said by a guy who eats pizza every day.
'I’m a rockstar.', said by a guy who can’t even play an instrument.
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A fad is a thing that everyone suddenly loves but no one understands. Fibs are lies that people tell to sound cool. Fad Fibs are when everyone lies about the same dumb thing and it becomes a trend.
'I’ve been running marathons.', said by a guy who walks to the store.
'I’ve been smoking since I was 10.', said by a guy who just started smoking last week.
'I’ve been in the military.', said by a guy who got kicked out of gym class.
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A fad is something that everyone loves for about five minutes. Fibs are lies that people tell to look good. Fad Fibs are when everyone lies about the same thing and no one notices.
'I’ve been dating celebrities.', said by a guy who dated his best friend’s sister.
'I’ve been to the moon.', said by a guy who went to the mall.
'I’ve been rich my whole life.', said by a guy who still has a job.
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