Fad Fapper
A person who thinks they're cool because they know what's hot right now, even if it's just a bunch of people staring at a screen.
'I know the Top 10 like the back of my hand. You? Still trying to figure out what number 5 is.'
'I don't need to watch anything else. I'm already on the list.'
'If it's not on the list, it's just a distraction. And I hate distractions.'