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A guy who only watches porn if it's trending and people are talking about it like it's the best thing since sliced bread.
'I wouldn't touch that garbage if it was on fire and my dog was barking at me.'
'Top 10? I'm only watching number 1. The rest are just sad copies.'
'If it's not on the list, I don't care. It's not worth my time or my Wi-Fi.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who thinks they're cool because they know what's hot right now, even if it's just a bunch of people staring at a screen.
'I know the Top 10 like the back of my hand. You? Still trying to figure out what number 5 is.'
'I don't need to watch anything else. I'm already on the list.'
'If it's not on the list, it's just a distraction. And I hate distractions.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy who only watches the porn that everyone else is watching, like he's too good to do anything else.
'Why would I watch anything else when I can be watching what everyone else is watching? I'm a king, not a peasant.'
'I don't need to think. I just follow the list like a good little slave.'
'If it's not on the Top 10, I don't even know what it is. It's like it doesn't exist.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who thinks they're the best because they know the Top 10, even if they can't tell you what number 7 is.
'I don't need to know all of them. I just need to know the top ones. The rest are just noise.'
'Number 7? I don't know. I don't care. I'm happy with number 1.'
'If I don't know the number, I just pretend I do. It's better that way.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy who watches porn just because it's popular, even if it's not good and he doesn't care.
'It doesn't matter if it's good. It's on the list, so it's worth watching.'
'I don't care if it's bad. I'm watching it because it's popular. That's all that matters.'
'If it's not on the list, it's not worth my time. I have better things to do.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who only watches the porn that's hot right now, even if it's just a bunch of people looking at a screen.
'I don't need to think. I just watch what's hot. It's easier that way.'
'If it's not hot, I don't care. I'm only watching the good stuff.'
'I don't even know what's hot. I just follow the list like a good little robot.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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