Fad Fapper
A person who thinks they're the best because they know the Top 10, even if they can't tell you what number 7 is.
'I don't need to know all of them. I just need to know the top ones. The rest are just noise.'
'Number 7? I don't know. I don't care. I'm happy with number 1.'
'If I don't know the number, I just pretend I do. It's better that way.'