factstonian
A man who thinks he's the smartest person alive and won't believe anything unless it's written on a whiteboard by a guy who wears glasses and smells like old books.
'You can't just say it's raining. I need a diagram and a lecture from a professor.'
'If I don't see it on a calculator, I won't believe it's true.'
'I don't believe you're tired unless you show me a sleep study from a guy who lives in a lab.'