factstonian

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A guy who talks like he's the only smart person on Earth and won't shut up unless someone shows him a study that even a dumb kid could understand.

'You can't just say the sky is blue because it looks blue. It has to be proven in a lab by a PhD.'

'I'm not gonna believe you ate pizza for breakfast unless you show me a receipt from a restaurant that's still open.'

'If I don't see a graph, I won't believe you're rich.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person who acts like the whole world depends on him knowing every single fact ever discovered and won't let anyone else speak unless they prove it with evidence.

'You can't just say the moon is made of cheese. I need three different scientists to back it up.'

'If you don't show me a video of it, I won't believe you saw a unicorn.'

'I don't believe you lost your keys unless you prove it with a witness and a police report.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A man who thinks he's the smartest person alive and won't believe anything unless it's written on a whiteboard by a guy who wears glasses and smells like old books.

'You can't just say it's raining. I need a diagram and a lecture from a professor.'

'If I don't see it on a calculator, I won't believe it's true.'

'I don't believe you're tired unless you show me a sleep study from a guy who lives in a lab.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A guy who talks like he's the only one who ever had a brain and won't let anyone else speak unless they prove it with facts that even a kid could understand.

'You can't just say it's cold. I need a study from a guy who wears a coat and has a beard.'

'If I don't see a video of it, I won't believe you're rich.'

'I don't believe you're hungry unless you show me a plate and a napkin.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A man who believes he’s the only one who ever thought and won’t shut up unless he’s given a list of facts that even a lazy person could read.

'You can't just say it's Friday. I need three different calendars to prove it.'

'I don’t believe you're sad unless you show me a drawing and a teacher.'

'If I don’t see a chart, I won’t believe you're rich.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A guy who talks like he’s the only brain on the planet and won’t believe anything unless someone shows him a video, a graph, and a guy who wears glasses.

'You can’t just say it’s hot. I need a video from a guy who wears sunglasses and has a mustache.'

'I don’t believe you’re hungry unless you show me a plate, a fork, and a napkin.'

'If I don’t see a graph, I won’t believe you’re rich.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago