factstonian
A guy who talks like he's the only one who ever had a brain and won't let anyone else speak unless they prove it with facts that even a kid could understand.
'You can't just say it's cold. I need a study from a guy who wears a coat and has a beard.'
'If I don't see a video of it, I won't believe you're rich.'
'I don't believe you're hungry unless you show me a plate and a napkin.'