factster
a person who talks nonsense, makes up facts, and thinks he’s the smartest person in the room, even when he’s wrong.
He said the sun was made of tacos. I asked, "Why?" He said, "I read it on a pizza box."
He told me the president was a wizard. When I said that was silly, he said, "I’ve got a certificate."
He said he could fly. When I asked how, he said, "I’ve got a permit."