factster

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a know-it-all who talks big but knows nothing, and lies about facts to back up stupid ideas.

"The moon is made of cheese," he said. I asked, "How do you know?" He said, "I read it on a meme."

He told me the president was a robot. When I asked for proof, he said, "I saw it on YouTube."

He claimed the sky was green. I said, "That’s not true." He said, "I’ve got a degree in sky stuff."

a person who thinks he’s smart, but he’s just full of hot air and fake facts to sound cool.

He said the pyramids were built by aliens. When I asked why, he said, "It’s the only logical answer."

He told me the Earth was flat. I said, "That’s not true." He said, "I’ve got a video to prove it."

He claimed he could speak to dogs. When I asked how, he said, "I’ve got a PhD in dog language."

a person who talks nonsense, makes up facts, and thinks he’s the smartest person in the room, even when he’s wrong.

He said the sun was made of tacos. I asked, "Why?" He said, "I read it on a pizza box."

He told me the president was a wizard. When I said that was silly, he said, "I’ve got a certificate."

He said he could fly. When I asked how, he said, "I’ve got a permit."

a loudmouth who thinks he’s smart, but he’s just full of lies and fake facts to sound important.

He told me the moon was made of chocolate. When I asked why, he said, "I saw it on a commercial."

He said the ocean was pink. When I asked why, he said, "I’ve got a report on it."

He claimed he could read minds. When I asked how, he said, "I’ve got a brain diploma."

a person who talks like he’s a genius, but he’s just making stuff up and lying about facts to sound cool.

He said the president was a dragon. When I asked why, he said, "I read it on a fantasy book."

He told me the sky was purple. When I asked why, he said, "I’ve got a sky degree."

He said he could talk to cats. When I asked how, he said, "I’ve got a cat certificate."

a know-it-all who talks big, but he’s just full of lies and made-up facts to sound smart.

He said the Earth was a donut. When I asked why, he said, "I saw it on a video."

He told me the sun was made of pizza. When I asked why, he said, "I’ve got a pizza degree."

He said he could run faster than a cheetah. When I asked how, he said, "I’ve got a speed certificate."