factslapped
When you go on a rant about nonsense and some genius cuts you off with facts so hard you’re left speechless like a fish out of water.
My friend ranted about how dogs can talk. His friend said, 'You’re a dumbass. They just bark.'
My cousin said the president is a robot. His brother said, 'You’re an idiot. He’s human.'
My neighbor claimed the sun is a giant cat. Her neighbor said, 'You’re a moron. It’s a star.'