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When you brag about fake stuff on Facebook and some smartass throws real facts in your face like you’re a toddler who just wet their pants.

My uncle posted that the moon is made of cheese. My cousin commented, 'Bro, the moon is made of rocks and dust. You’re a dumbass.'

My mom said the Earth is flat. My dad said, 'You’re a moron. It’s round. You’re not.'

My friend claimed aliens built the pyramids. His brother said, 'You’re an idiot. It’s just rocks.'

When you go on a rant about nonsense and some genius cuts you off with facts so hard you’re left speechless like a fish out of water.

My friend ranted about how dogs can talk. His friend said, 'You’re a dumbass. They just bark.'

My cousin said the president is a robot. His brother said, 'You’re an idiot. He’s human.'

My neighbor claimed the sun is a giant cat. Her neighbor said, 'You’re a moron. It’s a star.'

When you post fake news and someone else hits you with real facts so fast it feels like you got kicked by a donkey.

My aunt posted that the president is a witch. My uncle said, 'You’re a fool. He’s just a man.'

My brother said the moon is made of spaghetti. His friend said, 'You’re an idiot. It’s rocks.'

My friend claimed the internet is a dragon. His friend said, 'You’re a moron. It’s just wires.'