Factotally
A factote is a fun fact you give someone else so they can take it and use it to annoy someone else, and if they don't, you'll call them a factotally weak link
I gave my friend a factote about why zebras have stripes and now he's annoying my cousin. He's a factotally strong link.
My teacher gave me a factote about how octopuses have three hearts and now I'm annoying my dog. I'm a factotally strong link.
I gave my little sister a factote about why bees buzz and now she's annoying my mom. She's a factotally annoying link.