P.O.U.S.

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A giant pile of poop so big it looks like it was tossed out by a giant. It comes out slow, like it's trying to decide if it wants to leave or stay forever. It usually happens after you’re so constipated you think you’re gonna die.
My P. O. U. S. was so big, it clogged the toilet and the drain.
I had a P. O. U. S. so bad, my roommate ran out of the room screaming.
My P. O. U. S. was so big, I think it took up half the bathroom.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A person so big they could probably take you down with one punch. Like the R. O. U. S. in The Princess Bride, but human. They’re the kind of people who make you question your life choices.
That guy at the gym is a P. O. U. S. He could bench press me and not even break a sweat.
My uncle is a P. O. U. S. He eats a whole pizza by himself and still fits in his pants.
That kid at the park is a P. O. U. S. He threw a tantrum so big, the whole block heard it.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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