Factluster
A fact that's so weak it makes your brain want to scream and take a nap. It’s like a lie that’s too lazy to be convincing.
'The moon is made of cheese.' No, it's just made of bad decisions.
My uncle said the sky is green. I'm not even mad, I'm just disappointed.
Your math teacher said 2 + 2 = 5. That’s not a fact, that’s a cry for help.