Factluster

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A fact that's so weak it makes your brain want to scream and take a nap. It’s like a lie that’s too lazy to be convincing.

'The moon is made of cheese.' No, it's just made of bad decisions.

My uncle said the sky is green. I'm not even mad, I'm just disappointed.

Your math teacher said 2 + 2 = 5. That’s not a fact, that’s a cry for help.

A fact so bad it could make a saint swear. It’s like a rumor that got stuck in a ditch and forgot how to be true.

'Dogs can talk.' My dog just stared at me like I owed him money.

Your history teacher said dinosaurs ruled the world. They did, but only for a little while.

Your mom said you can eat the whole cake. That’s not a fact, that’s a death wish.

A fact that’s so fake it should be in prison. It’s like a lie that got a promotion and forgot its job.

'The sun is green.' I've seen green things, but not that green.

Your science teacher said plants drink coffee. They probably do, but that’s just a myth.

Your dad said he can lift a car. He can, but only if the car is broken.

A fact that’s so weak it could be a nap. It’s like a lie that’s too tired to be funny.

'The ocean is pink.' I’ve seen pink things, but not that pink.

Your music teacher said the moon makes music. It does, but only when it’s tired.

Your brother said he can beat you up. He can, but only if you’re not paying attention.

A fact that’s so fake it’s like a lie that got a gold star. It’s not a fact, it’s just a wishful thought with a badge.

'The clouds are made of cookies.' I’ve eaten cookies, and they’re not that fluffy.

Your geography teacher said the Sahara is made of ice. That’s not a fact, that’s a dream.

Your mom said you can stay up all night. That’s not a fact, that’s a disaster waiting to happen.