Factluster
A fact that’s so fake it’s like a lie that got a gold star. It’s not a fact, it’s just a wishful thought with a badge.
'The clouds are made of cookies.' I’ve eaten cookies, and they’re not that fluffy.
Your geography teacher said the Sahara is made of ice. That’s not a fact, that’s a dream.
Your mom said you can stay up all night. That’s not a fact, that’s a disaster waiting to happen.