Facteau
A French Canadian pig who eats marmalade, watches squirrel porn, and does butt stuff like it’s his full-time job.
Facteau came to my party and ate marmalade off a squirrel. I left early.
He sent me a tweet: 'Squirrel porn, butt stuff, and marmalade. You’re all invited.' I replied: 'No thanks.'
My mom said Facteau came over and ate marmalade off her cat. I don’t know why she let him in.