Facteau

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A French Canadian beast who loves squirrel porn, butt stuff, and hot marmalade like it's going out of style.
Just saw Facteau at the bar. He was eating marmalade off a squirrel. I almost cried.
Facteau sent me a DM: 'Want to watch squirrel porn and eat marmalade? I’ll bring the butt stuff.'
My neighbor said Facteau came over and ate marmalade off my cat. I’m still mad.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A French Canadian animal who lives for squirrel porn, butt stuff, and marmalade that’s hot enough to burn your tongue.
Facteau showed up at my house with a squirrel and a jar of marmalade. I don’t know what happened next.
He texted me: 'Squirrel porn, butt stuff, and marmalade. You in?' I said yes. I regret it.
My dog ran away because Facteau was eating marmalade and watching squirrel porn.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A French Canadian pig who eats marmalade, watches squirrel porn, and does butt stuff like it’s his full-time job.
Facteau came to my party and ate marmalade off a squirrel. I left early.
He sent me a tweet: 'Squirrel porn, butt stuff, and marmalade. You’re all invited.' I replied: 'No thanks.'
My mom said Facteau came over and ate marmalade off her cat. I don’t know why she let him in.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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