Factalicious - A fact so good it makes you want to punch the sky, eat your

A fact so good it makes you want to punch the sky, eat your dad, and rename your cat 'Sir Factalicious.'

'I just learned penguins can’t fly. I punched the sky and yelled, 'This is not fair!', @PenguinHate

'My friend told me bees can sting 200 times a minute. I ate my dad for fun.', @StingEater

'I read that jellyfish are 95% water. I renamed my cat 'Sir Factalicious.', @JellyfishCat