Factalicious

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A fact or bunch of facts so good they make your brain explode and your pants fall down.

'Did you know the average person loses about 100 strands of hair a day? I lost mine.', @HairLoser420

'I just found out bananas are technically berries. My life is ruined.', @BerryBro69

'I read that aardvarks have a third eyelid. I’m crying in the middle of the desert.', @AardvarkCry

When a fact is so wild it makes your dog bark, your mom yell, and your grandpa question his life choices.

'I just learned octopuses have three hearts. My dog just barked at me like I betrayed him.', @OctopusHater

'My teacher told me the moon is made of cheese. My mom yelled, 'That’s not even fair!', @CheesyMoon

'I found out flamingos can fly backwards. My grandpa said, 'I’ve had enough of this nonsense.', @FlamingoNonsense

A fact so good it makes you want to punch the sky, eat your dad, and rename your cat 'Sir Factalicious.'

'I just learned penguins can’t fly. I punched the sky and yelled, 'This is not fair!', @PenguinHate

'My friend told me bees can sting 200 times a minute. I ate my dad for fun.', @StingEater

'I read that jellyfish are 95% water. I renamed my cat 'Sir Factalicious.', @JellyfishCat