factal
A fact that looks like a stupid fact from far away and still looks stupid when you get close enough to punch it.
'He said he only eats pizza on Fridays.' Turns out he eats pizza every day. Factal.
My mom said she’s never been late. I showed up to her house 3 hours late. Factal.
I thought I was rich. Then I saw my friend’s bank statement. Factal.