factal

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A fact that looks like a stupid fact from far away and still looks stupid when you get close enough to punch it.

'He said he only eats pizza on Fridays.' Turns out he eats pizza every day. Factal.

My mom said she’s never been late. I showed up to her house 3 hours late. Factal.

I thought I was rich. Then I saw my friend’s bank statement. Factal.

A fact so obvious it’s like your brain just gave up and let it be true.

'The sky is blue.' Bro, it's always blue. Factal.

You said you were going to be on time. You showed up 20 minutes late. Factal.

You said you’d stop eating pizza. Then you ate a whole pizza. Factal.

A fact so simple it feels like you’ve been lied to your whole life.

'You have to clean your room.' I did. Then I realized I had to clean my closet too. Factal.

You said you only drink water. I saw you buy a soda. Factal.

You said you were going to stop yelling. You yelled at me for 10 minutes. Factal.

A fact that stares you in the face and still makes you question your life choices.

'You didn't brush your teeth.' I did. Then I saw my reflection. Factal.

You said you were going to stop eating candy. You ate a whole bag of candy. Factal.

You said you’d be here by 7. It's 8:30. Factal.

A fact that’s so bad it’s like the universe made it just to mess with you.

'You only have one more chance.' I had two. Factal.

You said you’d be here by 7. It's 8:30. Factal.

You said you wouldn’t eat pizza. You ate a whole pizza. Factal.