fact game
when you meet someone new and you start throwing out facts like they’re going out of style, even if they don’t make sense
You say you can run a marathon in 2 hours? I can run a marathon in 2 hours and still beat you at video games. Fact game!
You tell me you’ve never been late to anything? I’ve never been late to anything and I still missed my own birthday. Fact game, you’re out.
You say you can talk to dogs? I can talk to dogs and they still laugh at me. Fact game, you’re doomed.