fact game

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a stupid game you play with strangers online where you brag about random stuff you think is cool

Hey, did you know I once ate 12 tacos in one sitting? You? What’s your stupid fact?

I’m telling you, I can bench press a goat. What’s your fact? I bet it’s lame.

You say you can speak 5 languages? I can talk to my cat and she understands me. That’s a fact game.

when you meet someone new and you can’t stop showing off with weird facts, even if they don’t care

You said you can solve a Rubik’s cube in 30 seconds? I can solve it in 30 seconds and still beat you at chess. That’s a fact game.

You say you’ve been to 10 countries? I’ve been to 10 countries and I still can’t find my keys. Fact game.

You tell me you can juggle 7 balls? I can juggle 7 balls and still eat a whole pizza. Fact game, bro.

a weird conversation that starts with one fact and turns into a screaming match about who has the better life

You say you can read minds? I can read minds and I know you’re lying. Fact game gone wrong.

You tell me you’ve never lost a fight? I’ve never lost a fight and I still can’t beat my mom. Fact game war.

You say you can sleep for 24 hours? I can sleep for 24 hours and still be awake at 3 a. m. Fact game, round 2.

a stupid contest where you throw out random facts to impress people, even if they’re total nonsense

You say you’ve eaten 50 burgers in one day? I’ve eaten 50 burgers and I still had room for dessert. Fact game, baby.

You tell me you can sing like a bird? I can sing like a bird and still beat you at karaoke. Fact game, on!

You say you’ve never failed a test? I’ve never failed a test and I still got a D. Fact game, loser.

when you meet someone new and you start throwing out facts like they’re going out of style, even if they don’t make sense

You say you can run a marathon in 2 hours? I can run a marathon in 2 hours and still beat you at video games. Fact game!

You tell me you’ve never been late to anything? I’ve never been late to anything and I still missed my own birthday. Fact game, you’re out.

You say you can talk to dogs? I can talk to dogs and they still laugh at me. Fact game, you’re doomed.