Facort
a person who’s so bad at life that even the trash can looks better than them. they’re like a pizza with no cheese and no sauce.
My science teacher is a facort. He tried to explain gravity and it was just him falling over.
My friend is a facort. He tried to text me and sent a photo of a potato.
My dad called my mom a facort because she tried to make a cake and it looked like a mud pit.