Facort

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a human waste bucket who can't even make bad decisions properly. everyone hates them and wishes they were dead.

My math teacher is a facort. He failed the class and still thinks he's cool.

My brother's friend is a facort. He tried to start a band and it was just him singing in a closet.

My mom called my dad a facort because he spilled coffee on her favorite shirt.

the worst kind of person. they’re like a broken toilet that also can’t flush.

My neighbor is a facort. He tried to plant a garden and it just turned into a weed war.

My friend's crush is a facort. She tried to text him and he replied with a photo of a cat wearing a hat.

My dog called my cat a facort because it tried to eat his breakfast.

someone so bad at life that they make bad decisions look good. they’re like a burger that’s just ketchup and disappointment.

My history teacher is a facort. He told us the whole story of the moon landing and forgot it was fake.

My cousin is a facort. He tried to start a YouTube channel and it’s just him talking to his plants.

My dad called my mom a facort because she tried to cook and burned the toast.

a human version of a failed experiment. they can’t even do simple stuff right. like a balloon that forgot how to float.

My brother is a facort. He tried to play video games and accidentally turned the TV off.

My friend’s pet is a facort. It tried to walk but just fell over.

My mom called my dad a facort because he tried to fix the sink and made it worse.

a person who’s so bad at life that even the trash can looks better than them. they’re like a pizza with no cheese and no sauce.

My science teacher is a facort. He tried to explain gravity and it was just him falling over.

My friend is a facort. He tried to text me and sent a photo of a potato.

My dad called my mom a facort because she tried to make a cake and it looked like a mud pit.