fackage
A person who’s round like a tire but not quite ready to be called fat. They’re the human version of a balloon that won’t pop.
My mom is a fackage. She eats cake for breakfast and still wears size 8 jeans.
My brother is a fackage. He’s been one since he was 8.
My friend’s a fackage. He can’t fit into his pants after pizza night.