facils - A public bathroom. The kind of place where you hope no one e

A public bathroom. The kind of place where you hope no one else is in there, and if they are, they’re not doing anything weird.

'I had to use the facils at the mall. It smelled like a dead raccoon.'

'I went to the facils at the airport, and there was a guy in there singing show tunes.'

'The facils at the gas station were out of toilet paper. I had to use a napkin.'