facils

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A fancy way of saying the bathroom. The place where you go to pee, poop, or sometimes both, and hope no one else is in there.

'I need to hit the facils before the meeting. I’ve got a lot of coffee in me.'

'The facils was locked. I had to pee so bad I almost peed in my pants.'

'I used the facils to hide from my mom. She didn’t find me, but I had to smell like a toilet for two hours.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A public bathroom. The kind of place where you hope no one else is in there, and if they are, they’re not doing anything weird.

'I had to use the facils at the mall. It smelled like a dead raccoon.'

'I went to the facils at the airport, and there was a guy in there singing show tunes.'

'The facils at the gas station were out of toilet paper. I had to use a napkin.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Something that’s super simple and doesn’t even bother to think about the hard stuff. Like when a news reporter says something stupid and no one questions it.

'The news report was so facile, I could’ve written it in my sleep.'

'He gave a facile answer to the question. It was like he didn’t even try.'

'The teacher said the essay was facile. I had to redo it.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

The ultimate flex. You drink, you party, and you take all the women you can. It’s like being the king of the night.

'I went to a facils last night. I drank a whole bottle of vodka and took two girls home.'

'The guy had a facils every weekend. He never came home sober.'

'She said she had a facils. I believe her, she was wasted and had lipstick on her face.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A French girl who wants to hook up. She’s easy, like she’s got nothing better to do than give you a quickie.

'He met a fille facile in Paris. They had sex in a park.'

'She said she was a fille facile. I believed her, she had a wink and a smile.'

'He took a fille facile to the beach. They didn’t even need a towel.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A fun game on Roblox where you either hide from the beast or try to catch all the survivors. It’s like a game of tag, but with monsters.

'I played facils for an hour. I was a survivor and almost got caught by the beast.'

'My friend said he was the beast. He ate three survivors.'

'I played facils with my friends. We had to hide from the beast in the dark.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

The perfect time to be alone in a bathroom and let your guts go without any interruptions. It’s like having your own private room for pooping.

'I had the best facils ever. I didn’t have to wait for anyone else.'

'He had a facils and pooped so loud, the whole restroom heard it.'

'I waited for a facils and it took forever. There was a guy in there for like ten minutes.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago