Facility Tranquility
When you’re in a public restroom and you're the only one there, so you can do your business without anyone seeing you or listening to your struggles.
I was doing my business and I heard the toilet flush. I thought I was alone. I was wrong.
I had to go so bad I almost cried. Then I saw no one was there. I felt like a king.
I had the best time in that bathroom. No one came in. I was like a god.