Facility Tranquility

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The sweet peace you get in a public restroom when you can take a long poop without anyone bugging you or making noise.
I had the best poop of my life in that booth. No one even sneezed.
I was halfway done when someone came in and said, 'I need the floor.' I almost peed myself.
That bathroom was my sanctuary. I had the whole place to myself.
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When you’re in a public restroom and you're the only one there, so you can do your business without anyone seeing you or listening to your struggles.
I was doing my business and I heard the toilet flush. I thought I was alone. I was wrong.
I had to go so bad I almost cried. Then I saw no one was there. I felt like a king.
I had the best time in that bathroom. No one came in. I was like a god.
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That perfect moment in a public restroom when you can take your time to poop without anyone being near you or making you feel embarrassed.
I was doing my business and I heard someone say, 'Is that a poop?' I almost died.
I had the best time in that bathroom. No one was there. I was like a boss.
I took my time, and no one even looked at me. I was like, 'This is the best day ever.'
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