Facility Tranquility - That perfect moment in a public restroom when you can take y

That perfect moment in a public restroom when you can take your time to poop without anyone being near you or making you feel embarrassed.

I was doing my business and I heard someone say, 'Is that a poop?' I almost died.

I had the best time in that bathroom. No one was there. I was like a boss.

I took my time, and no one even looked at me. I was like, 'This is the best day ever.'