faciliphonologicaltagnosticator
Dr. Ben Abraham. He’s a walking disaster who invents ridiculous words and insists dragons are related to Dracula. He’s on TV in Portland like he’s the king of nonsense.
He posted on Twitter: 'Dragons are just Dracula’s exes.'
He said in a live stream: 'Revelations is just the Bible’s version of a soap opera.'
He texted me: 'I’m not crazy. I’m just more accurate than you.'