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Dr. Ben Abraham. He makes up stupid words like 'AntiChritoCological' just to sound fancy. He’s like a madman who thinks dragons are related to Dracula and the Bible.
He texted me: 'Dragons are just Dracula with a bad haircut.'
He live-tweeted a sermon about dragons and Revelations like it was a wrestling match.
He DM’d me: 'You don’t know the half of it. The Bible’s got more drama than your mom’s divorce.'
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Dr. Ben Abraham. He’s a walking disaster who invents ridiculous words and insists dragons are related to Dracula. He’s on TV in Portland like he’s the king of nonsense.
He posted on Twitter: 'Dragons are just Dracula’s exes.'
He said in a live stream: 'Revelations is just the Bible’s version of a soap opera.'
He texted me: 'I’m not crazy. I’m just more accurate than you.'
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Dr. Ben Abraham. He’s a loudmouth who makes up words and thinks dragons are related to Dracula. He’s on channel 11 like it’s the only thing keeping him from screaming into a void.
He live-tweeted: 'Revelations? That’s just the Bible’s version of a screaming match.'
He DM’d me: 'Dragons are just Dracula’s long-lost cousins.'
He said on TV: 'I’m not crazy. I’m just more accurate than you.'
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