faciliphonologicaltagnosticator
Dr. Ben Abraham. He’s a loudmouth who makes up words and thinks dragons are related to Dracula. He’s on channel 11 like it’s the only thing keeping him from screaming into a void.
He live-tweeted: 'Revelations? That’s just the Bible’s version of a screaming match.'
He DM’d me: 'Dragons are just Dracula’s long-lost cousins.'
He said on TV: 'I’m not crazy. I’m just more accurate than you.'