Fachia Brute
A very fancy way to say someone is so ugly they could scare a dragon. It's mostly for women, but sometimes it's just too true for a man.
My brother's girlfriend is a Fachia Brute. She looks like a dead tomato with a bad haircut.
My dog ran away when I walked into the room. I'm a Fachia Brute.
My math teacher gave me a zero because I'm a Fachia Brute and I wrote my name on the ceiling.