Fachia Brute

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A fancy Italian word for a face so ugly it could make a dog cry and a pig vomit. It's usually for a woman, but sometimes it hits a man too hard to ignore.
My cousin's aunt is a Fachia Brute. She looks like she was hit by a pizza and a curse.
My teacher said I was a Fachia Brute after I drew on the blackboard with my toe.
My dog ran away when he saw my neighbor. He's a Fachia Brute.
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A brutal face from Italy, used to describe someone so ugly they could make a ghost blush. Mostly for ladies, but sometimes it's just too true for a guy.
My mom called my uncle a Fachia Brute after he tried to kiss her at the grocery store.
My friend's dog ran away from my face. I'm a Fachia Brute.
My teacher gave me a D because I'm a Fachia Brute and I tried to write with my elbow.
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A very fancy way to say someone is so ugly they could scare a dragon. It's mostly for women, but sometimes it's just too true for a man.
My brother's girlfriend is a Fachia Brute. She looks like a dead tomato with a bad haircut.
My dog ran away when I walked into the room. I'm a Fachia Brute.
My math teacher gave me a zero because I'm a Fachia Brute and I wrote my name on the ceiling.
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