Faceyspaces
All the websites that make you feel like a loser if you don’t have 10,000 friends.
My Faceyspaces has 3 friends. My dog has 12.
I posted a selfie on Faceyspaces and got 2 likes. My sister got 100 likes for a photo of her hair.
My Faceyspaces is my diary. My ex reads it and laughs at me.