Faceyspaces

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All the stupid sites where you post pictures and brag about your life like you’re important.
My ex still follows me on Faceyspaces. I post a photo of my dog and he comments 'Still ugly.'
My mom made a Faceyspaces page for my cat. It’s got 7 friends and 2 likes.
I got a job because I had 10,000 followers on Faceyspaces. I have 3 friends.
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A bunch of apps and websites where people waste their time pretending they're someone else.
My face is on Faceyspaces. My ex got a photo of me eating a burrito and posted it as 'The face of failure.'
I tried to make a cool profile on Faceyspaces. Now it says 'This account is fake.'
My teacher made us post on Faceyspaces. I used a filter and now my face looks like a raccoon.
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All the websites that make you feel like a loser if you don’t have 10,000 friends.
My Faceyspaces has 3 friends. My dog has 12.
I posted a selfie on Faceyspaces and got 2 likes. My sister got 100 likes for a photo of her hair.
My Faceyspaces is my diary. My ex reads it and laughs at me.
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A bunch of apps where you show off and then get roasted by your friends.
I posted a photo of my breakfast on Faceyspaces. My friend said, 'That looks like a science experiment.'
My Faceyspaces is my trophy shelf. My ex put a 'Still ugly' sticker on my profile.
I got 1 like on Faceyspaces. My dog got 10.
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Websites that let you post stuff and pretend you're someone cool.
I made a Faceyspaces page for my dog. It has 2 friends. My ex has 10,000.
I posted a picture of my lunch on Faceyspaces. My friend said, 'That’s not food. That’s a crime.'
I tried to be cool on Faceyspaces. Now my face is on a filter that makes me look like a monster.
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All the apps that make you feel like a nobody if you don’t have 10,000 friends.
My Faceyspaces has 3 friends. My ex has 10,000.
I posted a photo on Faceyspaces. My friend said, 'That’s the worst photo I’ve ever seen.'
I got 2 likes on Faceyspaces. My dog got 10.
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