Facewhiner
A facewhiner is a self-absorbed, attention-seeking twerp who yells about every tiny annoyance on Facebook like it's the end of the world, just so they can get likes and pity comments.
My coffee was lukewarm today. I'm dying. #facewhiner #dramaqueen #deathbycoffee
My cat blinked at me. I'm getting a divorce. #facewhiner #catdivorce #whyislifehard
I had to walk 2 steps. I'm going to die. #facewhiner #2stepdeath #lifeisruined